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iPod Rules and Everything Else SUCKS
comment: 20 | Saturday, April 23 (2005) 12:22PM | Posted by Austin Vaughan
Ahhh, it's refreshing to hear a different point of view for a change. Over at TheTechZone.com, they recently posted a review, titled "Why the iPod Rules and Everything Else SUCKS," so you can kind of guess what the conclusion is. Here's some of the highlights:

  • On an iPod, the sound comes out as clear as glass that has been newly polished. It’s THAT good.
  • The regular iPod color is milky white, which is pretty cool, considering most MP3 players are silver or any other color that’s not WHITE.
  • You can always switch the ear buds to something else, like head phones, for instance! It doesn’t really affect the music because you can always switch the ear buds, but if something else was bad, like the actual music coming out of the iPod, then that would make the iPod not so good, but it IS good.
  • People can get really jealous of you if they don’t have an iPod and they see that you have one. One way you can really tell that people are listening to music on their iPod’s is their ear buds. They are white, and that just automatically makes it unique.
  • Most MP3’s that people have only either show the time left or the time elapsed. Now if you combine that, you get the iPod. Yes, the iPod shows the time left and the time elapsed, not OR. Now you can see how long it’ll take for you to get to your next song and how much has been sung or played!
There's quite a bit more worthy of quotation but we have to stop somwhere. And no, it's not a joke. To be fair, we'll point out that it was written by a 13-yr old girl, but even then, it's a very depressing reminder of the state of education here in the US. We weep for the children.

Read the whole thing HERE. It's good for a smile if nothing else.
Comments

mudlouse

Comments: 66
Apr 23 (2005) 12:59PM  

damn, it's like she works for Apple




Fender13

Comments: 67
Apr 23 (2005) 01:19PM  

HA! This was my favorite quote in the whole thing:

"There was talk about iPod even before it hit the shelves. Now have you ever heard talk about other MP3 players before that hit the shelves? I don’t think so. "

LMAO This is so hilarious. Seriously, I have a 13 year old sister and even SHE thought this writing was terrible. This article almost makes me sick to my stomach, but makes me laugh at the same time.

ARGH! When will the iMania ever iFreakin iEnd!!!




Allen
Location: Dub Vee Ooo
Comments: 1511
Apr 23 (2005) 01:26PM  

Wow.... be right back... I have to go vomit...




igor

Comments: 52
Apr 23 (2005) 01:33PM  

I think it's a prank.... (I hope).... Because it does very well hightlight the absurdity of iPod dominating the market...
_the sound is polished..
it is white and has Apple Clickwheel....

Well.. if anyone else made a player that is white and has a clickwheel, the applemonster would tear them to pieces.. so hold and behold.. NO ONE CAN EQUAL TO iPod, because they cannot produce a white player with a clickwheel..

oh well...




jschee1

Comments: 17
Apr 23 (2005) 01:57PM  

Wow, what a jokeness




whitebloodcell

Comments: 35
Apr 23 (2005) 02:34PM  

Its not just 13yr old girls who think like that though. Some of my friends still do it (16yr Boys), and won't listen to reason, its infuriating




Enigma

Comments: 77
Apr 23 (2005) 03:02PM  

I'm an ipod owner and I hate when people are like this, not just 13 year olds, there's guys in their 20's like this. I know the ipod isn't the best feature-wise dap out there, I don't think it's the best thing since the polio vaccine.




Robert Sinke

Comments: 1221
Apr 23 (2005) 03:19PM  

just read the average comments on general-gadget blogs, when somethign DAP-related comes up. The general public's ignorance and lack of interest for alternatives to the iPod is one thing, but the fanboys (and girls, apparantely) really are taking a piss at logics. I've kinda stopped caring, these people are probably very happy with themselves but if they work like that in real life... there some sort of walking time bomb.




Sp00k

Comments: 35
Apr 23 (2005) 04:03PM  

Excellent appraisal, well-written, truthful, accurate and obviously highly knowledgeable about DAP's.... Puts the writings of that Omniscient guy completely to shame... Can't you hire her for a regular spot on here?

<Yeah, Right!>




Navyblue1007

Comments: 15
Apr 23 (2005) 04:25PM  

Oh my god!!!!!!!!! lol

Heres my favorite line.
There was talk about iPod even before it hit the shelves. Now have you ever heard talk about other MP3 players before that hit the shelves? I don’t think so.




Fender13

Comments: 67
Apr 23 (2005) 04:47PM  

look up, that's almost exactly what I said. lol




pomegranate

Comments: 72
Apr 23 (2005) 05:55PM  

Yeah, we've been ripping this up over at mistic for a couple of days. Funny, but not really worth getting wound up about. Same sort of bullshit that's been all over iPodlounge for years. The really galling thing is that it's presented as a 'feature'. That IS annoying.




CluckChicken

Comments: 16
Apr 23 (2005) 06:05PM  

My favorite part is: "Ashley Brook Chow is the daughter The Tech Zone founder, John "Moto" Chow. She is 13 years old and she really wants an iPod. Hey Dad! You reading this?"
It doesn'y make me think highly of 'The Tech Zone' if the founder's daughter doesn't know that there are other mp3 players that can hold 10,000 songs.




Steve

Comments: 1197
Apr 23 (2005) 07:12PM  

Oh how cute......BAAAAAAARRRRFF




manulopez

Comments: 4
Apr 23 (2005) 07:21PM  

She's a 13 years old girl, so i take that text like kid stuff, something you could write at school.

In a forum from my country, I continouslly discussed with a guy that hates nokia and says that nokia cell phones are crap just because he don´t like them. When i discovered he was 14, I stopped writting, because i realized it didn´t make much sense.




mudlouse

Comments: 66
Apr 23 (2005) 08:05PM  

how age-ist of you




Ublis

Comments: 36
Apr 24 (2005) 04:14AM  

It looks like a prank to me. Some parts are extremeley childish (like comparing "the iPod" to "my square MP3", which seems feigned ignorance) while others look like they're taken right out of a marketing brochure.




Zeni
Location: Canada
Comments: 51
Apr 24 (2005) 11:38AM  

This reminds me of the folks that see you have a totally different DAP, which is obviously not made by Apple, and then ask "What kind of iPod is that?"

Newsflash folks, iPod doesn't describe any music player with a hard drive.

Forget those folks being walking time-bombs, dealing with them makes ME a walking time-bomb. >=|




threeball

Comments: 15
Apr 24 (2005) 12:32PM  

"There was talk about iPod even before it hit the shelves. Now have you ever heard talk about other MP3 players before that hit the shelves? I don’t think so. "

And we have heard about the Chroma for how long now?

She probably has not come in contact with any other player in her life.




mellowhite

Comments: 35
Apr 24 (2005) 05:36PM  

most mp3 players are white because most mp3 players are ipods




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