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BoobTooth MP3 players coming up?
comment: 0 | Friday, October 14 (2005) 06:06AM | Posted by Robert Sinke
Woz this, then? The Brits are at it again, with BT Laboratories leading the way. Spokesperson Ian Pearson says that breast implants by themselves are cool and all, but apart from being stared at... don't actually *do* all that much on your average working day.

So why not throw an MP3 player in there? That's right: DAPs and boobs combined - that one ranked high on your lists, didn't it?

How would this work, you ask - well: "flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist".

Do note that this was taken from The Sun, not really *the* top source for any reliable information. You may now continue to ponder the whole concept regardless.

LINK

P.S: You can lose the wire, honey. It's BoobTooth, remember?
Comments

egloskerry

Comments: 410
Oct 14 (2005) 06:14AM  

I'm very saddened that DAPreview has turned to sex to sell their site.




neepheid
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
Comments: 5
Oct 14 (2005) 06:19AM  

Yuk, that's nae a bonny picture, sorry!




farscape2

Comments: 91
Oct 14 (2005) 06:19AM  

History has proven that those who want world domination will use everything in their power to achieve it. Beware Robert, I'm on to you, you won't fool me

Oooooh a red shiny ball... /me walks off and forgets all about Robert's evil evil plans




AFD
Location: Northeastern, U.S.
Comments: 166
Oct 14 (2005) 06:37AM  

Nasty. I guess Bluetooth could be used for both transferring the songs to the player and wireless streaming of the audio path - but - how could you possibly recharge it/them?

And will it support OGG??

=)




Pondlife

Comments: 544
Oct 14 (2005) 07:15AM  

AFD, you know those watches that recharge based on the movement of your arm........




egloskerry

Comments: 410
Oct 14 (2005) 07:19AM  

Alright, I have to rip off a comment from an engadget user...

Areola + nipple = click wheel.




AFD
Location: Northeastern, U.S.
Comments: 166
Oct 14 (2005) 07:34AM  

Yeah, Seiko's Kinetic watches.. Good thinking Pondlife!




Intelli

Comments: 125
Oct 14 (2005) 07:40AM  

She should definitly be able to fit 2X 60GB drives in there and still fit em in D-cups!

I for one wouldnt mind the design.




watergrave

Comments: 287
Oct 14 (2005) 08:38AM  

Fire in the Hole!




Sebhelyesfarku

Comments: 400
Oct 14 (2005) 10:37AM  

silicon? paperweights.




Robert Sinke

Comments: 1221
Oct 14 (2005) 11:48AM  

seb... check out Spin City, series 4, episode 5: "Rebel without a chair"

[Linky]

"Carter is named Activist of the Year. Stuart has a new paperweight that looks like a breast. Mike's continued jealousy of Caitlin causes him to make remarks to a gay magazine, which is misinterpreted, outing himself and the mayor. Paul is banned from the bathroom after insulting the new attendant. "

It was meant to be.




s4f

Comments: 1
Oct 15 (2005) 11:24PM  

I'm very gladened that DAPreview has turned to sex to sell their site.




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