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KNC HR-811 - and you thought the *name* was weird
comment: 16 | Wednesday, October 19 (2005) 11:15AM | Posted by Robert Sinke
Hmmm... maybe I shouldn't have eaten that somewhat fungus-laden fortune cookie, because I'm starting to see things that just can't be real.

Take this device, for instance. I mean, really - what is this? Ok, so it's officially called "KNC HR-811" (very inspiring and easy to remember) and comes with 512MB worth of flash built-in memory. A 65k color OLED-type screen allows for picture viewing and MP3/WMA plus ASF are supported in terms of audio playback.

But, dear me... what is up with this design? A few possible sources of inspiration come to mind here:
  • Alien walkie-talkie used for "phoning home"
  • Sonic the Hedgehog plunged into a barrel of molten chrome-like materials
  • The ultimate grappling hook, with integrated picture of your loved one - remember, you're doing it for her/him
  • Temporal insanity
Now it's your turn to take a guess. I for one, liked the equally-weird original M-Bird a lot better.

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Comments

Martinp

Comments: 299
Oct 19 (2005) 11:17AM  

Uh, where do you find this kind of stuff Rob?




monkeyboy

Comments: 78
Oct 19 (2005) 11:31AM  

Wow. That thing is halfway to being a pair of brass knuckles. If they'd only kept on going it could have been really useful.




madcow

Comments: 51
Oct 19 (2005) 11:35AM  

looks like a zippo with metal flame.

Damn the logo of http://www.zippo.com/ is identical to the flame of this thing!
just look!




madcow

Comments: 51
Oct 19 (2005) 11:35AM  

[Linky]




dan325it

Comments: 58
Oct 19 (2005) 11:46AM  

Amazing (to me) is that they doubled - at least - the cost of the casing with the wild shape. Why???




Robert Sinke

Comments: 1221
Oct 19 (2005) 11:51AM  






Michael
Location: New York City
Comments: 2786
Oct 19 (2005) 12:30PM  

dammit madcow! I was just going to comment on the fact that it reminds me of a zippo lighter.




egloskerry

Comments: 410
Oct 19 (2005) 03:29PM  

No no no! It's obviously a DAP with a wild hairdo!




KitW

Comments: 11
Oct 19 (2005) 06:00PM  


Does it also double as a can/bottle opener?




Allen
Location: Dub Vee Ooo
Comments: 1511
Oct 19 (2005) 06:19PM  

Hahahahah I also was just about to say... since when does dapreview report on lighters... oh... wait...




mattan

Comments: 13
Oct 19 (2005) 11:35PM  

Heh. When I first saw the photo I thought of an electric guitar.




enCORe_XTG

Comments: 317
Oct 20 (2005) 02:34AM  

that was a bad hair day,

me don't like it looks




Dominic
Location: Ireland.
Comments: 2396
Oct 20 (2005) 05:24AM  

finally a DAP with a bottle opener




weerdough

Comments: 1
Oct 20 (2005) 09:01AM  

looks like a gun handle




deusdiabolus

Comments: 4
Oct 22 (2005) 03:36PM  

I'm guessing this is their take on ergonomic design...with a vengeance. "Fits like a natural extension of your hand...just don't be holding it if the police stop you."







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