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Hummer X-Player
comment: 3 | Thursday, January 19 (2006) 08:00AM | Posted by Austin Vaughan
If you drive a Hummer, then you can't be seen with one of those wimpy little iPods. And besides - there's no way a hard drive based player could survive the kind of action you're used to. What you need is the X-Player: it's big, ugly, and ineffecient - just like your ride. But who cares, this thing is tough. You can tell just by looking at it. Not even a pack of wild Ninjas could destroy the X-player.

HUMMER Personal CD Player
HUMMER CD/MP3 Player
Check out the features: CD playback, including discs burned full of MP3s and WMAs, AM/FM radio, a 2-line LCD, stereo speakers, and dual headphone jacks. Of course, it has Electronic skip protection as well. You can drive through a land mine and it won't skip a beat. I hear it can even survive the treacherous road system in Missourri - pretty damn impressive. And with a couple of AA batteries, it only weighs a pound a half, so it won't slow you down a bit.

The price for such luxury? A mere $ 45. You might as well get one for each of your Hummers. !D
Comments

Michael
Location: New York City
Comments: 2802
Jan 19 (2006) 08:42AM  

Wow. That thing looks more like a beefed up roomba than a cd player.




Austin Vaughan
Location: Lenexa, KS
Comments: 770
Jan 19 (2006) 09:01AM  

lol no doubt




undesign

Comments: 805
Jan 19 (2006) 09:25AM  

I think sales of this monstrosity are going to suffer as much as they do for the real hummer monstrosity.




Piggen

Comments: 58
Jan 19 (2006) 09:47AM  

Hopefully the quality of this thing is better than te real Hummers.




Lone

Comments: 973
Jan 19 (2006) 09:49AM  

Additional feature: in a pinch, can be used as weapon.




sdsdv10

Comments: 246
Jan 19 (2006) 10:00AM  

Hey, but unlike many of the players listed here...

According to the link, this one is.... In Stock And Ready To Ship!




Martinp

Comments: 299
Jan 19 (2006) 10:47AM  

LOL, awesome! I'll have 10!




vherub

Comments: 30
Jan 19 (2006) 11:27AM  

What about victory red, pewter metallic or stealth grey owners? Once again, left out in the cold.




koppite1

Comments: 248
Jan 19 (2006) 11:55AM  

It utilises yellow...sign me up




wpeng

Comments: 6
Jan 19 (2006) 02:03PM  

Awesome work with the news caption. Gave me a chuckle.




Radical Conformist

Comments: 148
Jan 19 (2006) 02:27PM  

I think sales of this monstrosity are going to suffer as much as they do for the real hummer monstrosity.


A lot of people buy those things. Go figure.




Guest

Comments: 61
Jan 19 (2006) 02:43PM  

Damn my Hummer isnt Yellow, I need the green-ish type color.




Allen
Location: Dub Vee Ooo
Comments: 1511
Jan 19 (2006) 03:08PM  

Not much of a dap.. but it does play mp3 files... so I could buy that.. but buy the player itsself?.... allow me to leave the room, ("means No Mrs. Turner")




aw614

Guest
Jan 19 (2006) 05:18PM  

that thing probably weights just as much as one of my text books from school.




iNeo

Comments: 46
Jan 19 (2006) 06:19PM  

I saw that like, 20 weeks ago by some girl on my schoolbus O_o




chicubs

Comments: 915
Jan 19 (2006) 06:56PM  

hyper noodle, deleted your post because my father works for GM, and your misinformed opinion is not cared for.




egloskerry

Comments: 410
Jan 19 (2006) 07:35PM  

Is there a reason I can't see the picture?




painkiller

Comments: 109
Jan 19 (2006) 08:59PM  

Wow that's the ugliest piece of shit I've ever seen. It even rivals it's bigger brother in terms of ugliness.




Dominic
Location: Ireland.
Comments: 2408
Jan 20 (2006) 01:07AM  

ah cool, its got a cheese gratter on it, that will come in dead handy




chopper

Comments: 31
Jan 20 (2006) 08:17AM  

yeah - what painkiller said

well said!




Michael
Location: New York City
Comments: 2802
Jan 20 (2006) 02:09PM  

Dominic its got nothing on my Porsche Mandoline 8-track player.




chicubs

Comments: 915
Jan 20 (2006) 06:30PM  

bento, shut up.




Dominic
Location: Ireland.
Comments: 2408
Jan 20 (2006) 06:59PM  

lol




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