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One step closer to perfection: Toblerone-shaped DAP
comment: 21 | Tuesday, April 25 (2006) 12:05PM | Posted by Robert Sinke
Hmmm... nougat-filled MP3 players. Good idea. Poor execution - only 10.7MB per chocolate peak, that just won't do.


Somebody call iriver and have them come up with a Tobleroned version of their iFP-1x(x)0 series.

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Michael
Location: New York City
Comments: 2802
Apr 25 (2006) 12:34PM  

It'll never sell, especially when the most powerful chocolate connoisseur has an ipod (






themushroom

Comments: 88
Apr 25 (2006) 12:35PM  

Does it taste as good as it looks? The music will last 4x as long as the chocolate. As long as it doesn't melt in my pocket, I'm happy.

[ edited Apr 25 (2006) 12:36PM ]




608zz
Location: DC metro area.
Comments: 270
Apr 25 (2006) 12:44PM  

Is the toblerone-support hardware-based or software-based? And is its cacao grown with sustainable farming techniques? Milk-chocolate would be a definite deal-breaker, for me at least. I only eat dark-chocolate.


In all seriousness: Come on, Cowoon iAudio, get yet ass in gear with a G3 successor that offers hardware-based support for OGG and lossless, has a mic-jack and level meter for recording, and has at least 2gb of flash.




marxx

Comments: 39
Apr 25 (2006) 12:51PM  

Damn, I want a toblerone now!




LiQuiD_FuSioN

Comments: 117
Apr 25 (2006) 01:13PM  

What is this thing? It's got me baffled.




Bento

Comments: 103
Apr 25 (2006) 01:23PM  

what? no removable battery? no gapless or ogg support? no video out? no ums? no USB on the go? no (oh what else does everyone complain about on here) dvix or xvid? Not available in white chocolate? I don't see a color screen either. what is toblerone thinking puting their name on such a non candy filled dap....mmmm candy filled dap. They should fill all daps with candy...I believe that's a feature set we can all get behind




Design Fabulous

Comments: 1038
Apr 25 (2006) 03:56PM  

lol!




Cassiopeia

Comments: 188
Apr 25 (2006) 07:20PM  

another fake iriver lol.




timmins

Comments: 270
Apr 25 (2006) 07:46PM  

I would be very surprised if toblerone even knows that this player exists.




That Dude

Comments: 7
Apr 25 (2006) 07:53PM  

It's one of the iRiver IFP-1xx series.




timmins

Comments: 270
Apr 25 (2006) 08:01PM  

no it's not, click the link it's another cheap chinese knockoff.




Utew
Location: Oregon USA
Comments: 351
Apr 25 (2006) 10:13PM  

ssj,

That pic and comment was worth a chuckle...... ok a belly laugh...lol




enigman

Comments: 216
Apr 25 (2006) 10:20PM  

Where are my Dark chocolate toberlone?
No liqur add? Dull.

LOL




Donnie

Comments: 247
Apr 26 (2006) 04:30AM  

I'll take one in a Crown Royal velvet bag...




timmins

Comments: 270
Apr 26 (2006) 10:57AM  

I find it funny that they kept the registration symbol (circled r) at the end of the logo, Those chinese designers can be so comprehensive :p




Halfwit

Comments: 2
Apr 27 (2006) 10:06AM  

before he gets a chance:

...delicious paperweight




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