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Marketing 101: How to Sell Crappy Players - Put it in Chocolate!
comment: 28 | Wednesday, March 28 (2007) 12:35PM | Posted by Michael
Hello to all those attending today's seminar. Today we're going to briefly tell you a way to get those unpopular products off your shelves. No, it doesn't involve any discounts or sales. It's all about marketing it properly. The example I'd like to use comes from AMP3, a great site for all types of DAP's. They have a really lame 128MB player (Inovix IMP-11) right now that sells for £9.99 (~$20US). To go along with that sub par capacity, it has a measly 8 hours of battery life and a microscopic display. Unsurprisingly, it isn't selling to well. So here's their plan...

Just in time for Easter, they put this "player" in a chocolate egg, and wrapped it up nicely in gold foil. What kid wouldn't love to find that in an easter egg hunt? All they did was add a little chocolate, but now they get to charge £19.99 (~$40US) for it!

Just listen to AMP3's marketing team hard at work:

"Well, we've decided to take a stand against this trend for Eggs with nothing in them and present a great gift with the most fantastic of presents inside...That's not the AMP3 way. Inside our egg, you'll find a fantastic MP3 player!....selected by us as a fantastic budget player and more than up to daily use on the bus....this is a luxury handmade chocolate egg, the sort of quality our customers are used to!"
Fantastic! (but not)

AMP3 Easter Egg MP3 Player (via, ABI)
Comments

Ricardo Dawkins

Comments: 381
Mar 28 (2007) 01:52PM  

ummm...crap. WTF ?




Michael
Location: New York City
Comments: 2798
Mar 28 (2007) 02:11PM  

Egggsactly!




Dominic
Location: Ireland.
Comments: 2405
Mar 28 (2007) 03:03PM  

oh man, chocolate plus a dap.... happy easter my lady friend hahahaha




hobo

Comments: 80
Mar 28 (2007) 03:22PM  

fantastic




Mike631

Comments: 43
Mar 28 (2007) 03:24PM  

What a stupid idea.




Allen
Location: Dub Vee Ooo
Comments: 1511
Mar 28 (2007) 03:40PM  

I bet the quality of the chocolate isn't much better than that of the player...




shiftis
Location: Canada
Comments: 369
Mar 28 (2007) 06:29PM  

XD @ ssjmichael




pecker

Comments: 501
Mar 28 (2007) 08:47PM  

hey its organic hand made chocolate Allen!!!!

i liked the idea when i saw it the other day! good way to sell chit!




thundat00th
Location: Louisville
Comments: 73
Mar 28 (2007) 08:57PM  

"look, a market!"

"lets rape and pillage it!"




Lacene
Location: Standing Here, Confused By Your
Comments: 830
Mar 28 (2007) 09:00PM  

be careful you don't accidentally eat the DAP.....




[ edited Mar 28 (2007) 09:04PM ]




Michael
Location: New York City
Comments: 2798
Mar 28 (2007) 09:08PM  

Stop outsourcing smileys Lacene!




Utew
Location: Oregon USA
Comments: 351
Mar 28 (2007) 11:01PM  

The outsourcing of smileys is indeed a subject of concern for those of us in the U.S.W.A (United Smiley Workers of America).
Low paid smileys of dubious quality are threatening to cause major job loss in the domestic smiley population... please support homegrown smileys!

Oh.. now where's my Godiva chocolate DAP?




Lacene
Location: Standing Here, Confused By Your
Comments: 830
Mar 29 (2007) 09:42AM  

ssjmichael wrote ...
Stop outsourcing smileys Lacene!



are you being serious??




Michael
Location: New York City
Comments: 2798
Mar 29 (2007) 10:42AM  

no...




mp3_freak_721
Location: Eau Claire, Wisconsin
Comments: 8
Mar 29 (2007) 02:25PM  

Fantastic........


More like CRAPTASTIC!!!!




Dominic
Location: Ireland.
Comments: 2405
Mar 29 (2007) 02:30PM  

no Choctastic!!




ralphb

Comments: 154
Mar 29 (2007) 02:54PM  

I predict it'll be back at £9.99 in a couple of months, only now with a stale chocolate egg wrapper.




Michael
Location: New York City
Comments: 2798
Mar 29 (2007) 02:59PM  

...and with melted chocolate pieces all over the player




Dominic
Location: Ireland.
Comments: 2405
Mar 29 (2007) 03:11PM  

.....ummmm melted chocolate.... aghhhhhhhh




theweirdone
Location: AMP3 Office monkey!
Comments: 37
Mar 29 (2007) 07:26PM  

We're actually keeping them in a store cupboard AWAY from the shop so they don't melt.
Brought to you by the same people that thought Boomer Earmuffs and the Cozytunes pillow were a good idea... we still have the ones we were forced to order in before Christmas... I kinda see it happening with these too.




Dominic
Location: Ireland.
Comments: 2405
Mar 29 (2007) 10:29PM  

hey chick haven't heard from you in a while, how are you doing?




theweirdone
Location: AMP3 Office monkey!
Comments: 37
Mar 30 (2007) 03:58AM  

Been buuuusy busy busy, and stuff. That life thing gets in the way of me having time to post
Had a stock take last night that I need to put in the database this morning >_<
So, so tired....

P.S. Not selling well? I beg to differ, we go through quite a few throughout the week in the shops
[ edited Mar 30 (2007) 03:59AM ]




Dominic
Location: Ireland.
Comments: 2405
Mar 30 (2007) 04:15AM  

Life, what an interesting concept, I must try it out sometime.....just back from queuing for Stones tickets....sweeeeet! I'm pretty tired myself but have got lectures in half an hour so no point in sleeping....... Coffee, she is my friend, but mocha, she is my lova.
Stock taking is not nice, at least not when you've a huge amount of stock and little in the way of staff.




theweirdone
Location: AMP3 Office monkey!
Comments: 37
Mar 30 (2007) 04:27AM  

Stock take wasn't too bad actually, we genereally count while singing/dancing to our fav tunes

Confuses any people still pottering about the centre from cinema/meals, but it's amusing.

And yeah, life, part of that being an upstairs neighbour who insists on being active between 11pm and 7am :/




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