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Eye River - The King of All Clones
comment: 31 | Sunday, April 01 (2007) 04:28PM | Posted by Michael
Someone just submitted news on this player and I have to say, I'm blown away. Not by how great it is, but by the nerves of this so-called DAP maker. We've all seen iPod clones before, but this one takes the cake. First they cloned a DAP brand name, calling themselves "Eye River". You might assume this player comes from China, but this one actually comes from Tibet. Just check out the color combination and you can see the Tibetan Monk influence. According to their website, "Eye River" is a "meditative state of enlightenment". Oh great, now they're stealing Creative's whole "Zen" image too.

On top of the obvious trademark thefts above, they've also taken the design of the wildly popular Microsoft Zune. Going further, you'll notice they replaced the Zune's D-pad, with a scroll wheel from the Sandisk Sansa e200. Still not convinced that this is the king of all clones? Just look at that spiffy looking interface. Look familiar? It ought to, as it's taken from a Microsoft Mobile skin clone of Apple's upcoming iPhone. They cloned a clone!

So now that I've got you all infuriated with Eye River's gall, let's talk about the features. The player has 16GB's of flash memory expandable with an SDHC slot, MP3, Ogg, FLAC, AAC, and TBT (some sort of weird proprietary Tibetan format). Video support for AVI, Divx, H.264, and TBT-HD. It also has an FM Tuner, transmitter, and recorder, plays games, text support, phone, calculator, etc.. Did I mention that it's gapless?

The ER-M as it's called will retail for $299, but they are also offering a $50 Buddhist Conversion Rebate. Not sure how their rebate center will validate that one though...

LINK

Thanks, AFD07
Comments

Kikkoman

Comments: 38
Apr 01 (2007) 04:37PM  

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA






gugurijo

Comments: 11
Apr 01 (2007) 04:45PM  

nice one ssjmichael




vladmoney

Comments: 18
Apr 01 (2007) 04:45PM  

nice, lol i went on all tech and other websites that i visit to check what they faked on aprils fools. Great work here as always.




Design Fabulous

Comments: 1038
Apr 01 (2007) 04:46PM  

HAHAHAHA!!!




Allen
Location: Dub Vee Ooo
Comments: 1511
Apr 01 (2007) 04:55PM  

Lmao




Hari Iyer

Comments: 87
Apr 01 (2007) 05:33PM  

it's specs are actually incredible, 16gb of FLASH MEMORY...gapless...SDHC slot, MP3, Ogg, FLAC, AAC, AVI, it actually is really good....i want one!!




Hari Iyer

Comments: 87
Apr 01 (2007) 05:35PM  

i just read..."FM Tuner, transmitter, and recorder, plays games, text support, phone, calculator etc" is this thing for real?




ubrikkean
Location: Washington, DC
Comments: 7
Apr 01 (2007) 06:00PM  

Hari, today is April 1st, just a heads-up...

Gotta love the Tibetan Monk bit =D




DaHarder

Comments: 523
Apr 01 (2007) 06:02PM  

Let the APRIL FOOLS/Fake DAP/PMP Pics Jokes Start NOW!!
[ edited Apr 01 (2007) 06:03PM ]




rockinamigo14

Comments: 188
Apr 01 (2007) 06:11PM  

you know it's fake because he refers to the "wildly popular Microsoft Zune"




Michael
Location: New York City
Comments: 2798
Apr 01 (2007) 06:15PM  

^I'm glad someone got that, haha


If only I had photoshop skills, lol




Utew
Location: Oregon USA
Comments: 351
Apr 01 (2007) 07:01PM  

Cry me an eye river over this simply gorgeous yak colored media device from our Chinese Overlords...

However, if this contains all teaching of the 14th Dalai Lama in ogg vorbis, from the last half-century then I shall kneel to our Chinese occupiers...

As I understand it, a quick charge from thirty revolutions of the prayer wheel is enough to power the unit for about 3 hrs.


[ edited Apr 01 (2007) 07:10PM ]




pecker

Comments: 501
Apr 01 (2007) 07:47PM  

i was sucked in on this 1!!
then spat out lol

didnt realise what day it was lol




Hari Iyer

Comments: 87
Apr 01 (2007) 07:58PM  

bloody hell! i feel stupid...




Saijin_Naib
Location: Warren, NJ
Comments: 917
Apr 01 (2007) 08:09PM  

I want this to be real, is that bad?




thundat00th
Location: Louisville
Comments: 73
Apr 01 (2007) 08:17PM  

wow
that was good
i was trippin out for a minute
nice to know someone knows how to use Photoshop

......$50 conversion discount.....

this one deserves a
ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!
[ edited Apr 01 (2007) 08:17PM ]




pecker

Comments: 501
Apr 01 (2007) 08:39PM  

This has got to be the best [Linky]




Mike631

Comments: 43
Apr 01 (2007) 10:18PM  

Too funny.
[ edited Apr 01 (2007) 10:19PM ]




Lone

Comments: 973
Apr 01 (2007) 10:29PM  

Hmm, and it has the handy Start button and everything




Donnie

Comments: 247
Apr 01 (2007) 10:32PM  

Holy crap, hilarious!




PrototypeX2

Comments: 14
Apr 02 (2007) 02:38AM  

I think the player is quite pretty




pdream

Comments: 65
Apr 02 (2007) 10:14AM  

Lol, this thing is, eh...Nice and fake. Sorry, but Art Lebedev still has the best of all. Still, I thought it was real since April's Fools was over and it wasn't there yet, for me.




Scoto

Comments: 63
Apr 02 (2007) 10:22AM  

Eye matey! This was a real eye opener. Tibet should have been the biggest tip- off, unless they got the yaks for some cheap labor.




kadajawi

Comments: 51
Apr 02 (2007) 07:58PM  

Damn, seen this on the 3rd... so I thought it was real. Oh well... Very nice one




ild2

Comments: 53
Apr 03 (2007) 09:24AM  

my jaws dropped when i read this - unbelievable, but i still did.. well done




enCORe_XTG

Comments: 317
Apr 04 (2007) 08:48AM  

whoahahaha,
with Tibeten monk chant format,

=_= ... zuuuunneeeee ... zuuuunnne...




ashxcore
Location: Michigan, USA
Comments: 56
Apr 25 (2007) 05:24PM  

Hahaha, Michael, you are a madman!

Although this is so painfully ass-fugly, it would have made an interesting player.




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